every time i watch TNA i'll miss Angelina Love !!!!! tna will never be the same without LAUREN ANGEL WILLIAMS !! my eternal knockout champ
beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice !!!!
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woopty fuckin do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
"oh dana touch my peeper "
DrAg Me To HeLL
CRISPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AY ! but TOO BUSY so THAT'S TERRIBLE .......SO SAAAAAAAAD !!!
u like me when i touch u like that because i like u when u touch me like that
Asking you to be as civilized as a god-damn-fucking bird
Fuck you, Denbo! AND your dumb lover. You're a ratfuck!
Well, holy fuck as I live and breathe
THE FUCK !!! .. IF YOU DONT LIKE YOUR IDEAS .. STOP HAVING THEM
out by sixteen or dead in this scene , together forever
Suicide is like... the ultimate fuck you
nobody touches my peeper the way you do al ...........
it's a doodle ; i do doodle and you too ; you do doodle too
twelve oclock ; the vilain in the lesbo sandwich
myspace my fEUHriendEUH?
http://www.myspace.c om/jeremycanrana
bOy ...
FrEnCh ......
uNiNtReStInG........ .
wEiRd............... ....
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# Posté le samedi 03 octobre 2009 16:48
on a toujour le temps de s'faire un montage de film
on a toujour le temps de s'faire un montage de film
SOOOOO GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
cccCCCrrrrrRRRRRiiiiiiIIIIIIssssssSSSSSSSpppppPPPPPPaaaaaaAAAAAAyyyyyyYYYYYYY
it looks like our secret weapon just arrived !
Paris Hilton VS Virginie Hocq
AWARD Paris Hilton reveals the winner is The L wor"L"d
Ellen Degeneres (Jeremy) and Paris Hilton ( Marie) learning a new dance move-parody
they're kissing !!!! EWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWW
# Posté le lundi 13 juillet 2009 12:21
Modifié le dimanche 26 juillet 2009 21:23
tu fou que dalle
YOU are ME as A girl ( sorry for the comparaison ... DONT KILL YOURSELF !)
what can I say about that girl ... hum hum !! she is an amazing woman !
she is my friend ! and more than a friend ....
we have the same taste in a lot of things ... like STACY MERKIN .....oohhh we love you girl ! ( OHHH NOO!! i am talking about the real one !!!!! not that disturbing ,disgusting thing that lives near to you !! )
AND WE CAN'T FORGET SOFIA MANKUSO !!
Marie has a problem with some queefing stuff , you know .... sometimes .... BWAHAHAHAAH that last sentence was just sooo not true !! don't worry guyz ! her PEEPER is in a good shape !
MARIE I JUST LOVE YOU SO FRICKIN' FRACKIN' FUCKING MUCH !!!! YOU ARE JUST SO FRICKIN' FRACK(....BLAH) AMAZING !! AND I AM SOOOO LUCKY TO KNOW YOU ... YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT FOR ME THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE !
WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU .. IT'S NOT JUST A WORD ... I MEAN IT WITH ALL MY BLEEDING HEART
THANKS FOR BEING HERE FOR ME !
BYE BIG KISS TO YOU !!! OK BYE....
what can I say about that girl ... hum hum !! she is an amazing woman !
she is my friend ! and more than a friend ....
we have the same taste in a lot of things ... like STACY MERKIN .....oohhh we love you girl ! ( OHHH NOO!! i am talking about the real one !!!!! not that disturbing ,disgusting thing that lives near to you !! )
AND WE CAN'T FORGET SOFIA MANKUSO !!
Marie has a problem with some queefing stuff , you know .... sometimes .... BWAHAHAHAAH that last sentence was just sooo not true !! don't worry guyz ! her PEEPER is in a good shape !
MARIE I JUST LOVE YOU SO FRICKIN' FRACKIN' FUCKING MUCH !!!! YOU ARE JUST SO FRICKIN' FRACK(....BLAH) AMAZING !! AND I AM SOOOO LUCKY TO KNOW YOU ... YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT FOR ME THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE !
WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU .. IT'S NOT JUST A WORD ... I MEAN IT WITH ALL MY BLEEDING HEART
THANKS FOR BEING HERE FOR ME !
BYE BIG KISS TO YOU !!! OK BYE....
bon c'est pas l'tout mais je retourne dans ma couette de salope moi ..
# Posté le dimanche 10 mai 2009 17:39
Modifié le jeudi 18 juin 2009 13:14
i miss you already
because we can't live without hearing them say stuff like .......
"I like doing stuff with you... you're like my favourite person to do stuff with"
"Living the life they love and loving the life they live."
"We are cooling our tooties."
"And look at what happens when my peeper touches your peeper?
It's a WET peeper! Oh nobody touches my peeper like you Al.."
It's a WET peeper! Oh nobody touches my peeper like you Al.."
"Latin women.. Caliente."
"Jesus Bloody Christ"
“Quiero lamberte hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil veces.” - “I want to lick you until you come in my mouth a thousand times.”
"I feel like a piñata"
"Ok, every single person in my family adores you!...my mother?...she absolutely loves you!" _ "Mhmh...but I wonder how much they'd love me if they knew I was fucking their daughter?"
Alice, Carmen, Shane, Tina, and Bette sit around talking and having drinks. Bette holds Angelica. Carmen is eating.]
Tina: I have a friend in England, and her daughter calls it "front bottom".
Shane: "Front bottom"? Mm, that's twisted.
[Everyone chuckles.]
Alice: I had a girlfriend once - yes, remember when I had a girlfriend -
[Carmen rolls her eyes.]
Alice: - uh, no, but she called it her "pretty, pink pearl". "P-P-P".
Carmen: Not to be confused with "hairy pee-pee."
[Everyone laughs.]
Bette: You know what's really lovely?
Alice: Hm.
Bette: "Yoni".
Alice: Ew.
Carmen: Oh, god.
Bette: It's Sanskrit.
[Shane crinkles her nose.]
Alice: No, no. I like, like, a non-Sanskrit trashy thing like "tongue-trap".
Shane: Yeah.
Carmen: Or a, uh, "bald man in a boat"!
[Bette chuckles.]
Shane: (holding thumbs up) "Breakfast of champions".
[Everyone laughs.]
Alice: That's good.
Tina: "Munchbox"!
Bette: (to Angelica) "Wee wee".
Carmen: "Ha ha".
Alice: "Hoo hoo".
Bette: "Mimi".
Shane: "Fuckhole."
[Carmen is dying laughing. Kit walks up to their table and looks a tad uncomfortable.]
Shane: What else?
Alice: "Calcunta"!
[The girls laugh madly. Kit sits down with a dour expression.]
Carmen: (laughing) Hey, Kit!
[Bette and Alice look worriedly at Kit.]
Alice: What's wrong?
Bette: What's going on?
Kit: I just found out... I've got menopause.
[Bette and Alice give each other 'uh oh' looks.]
Carmen: Oh, Kit. Aw.
Shane: Ooh.
Tina: No, it's okay. No more periods.
Alice: Yeah, you don't have to take Carrie to the prom anymore.
[Shane chuckles.]
Bette: No more mood swings. Eventually.
Tina: No more Tampons or pads.
Carmen: No more Midol or Excedrin or Tylenol or any of that stuff.
Kit: Yeah. But once the monkey goes south, that's the end of it.
Bette: No, Kit, that's not true. There are a lot of menopausal women who are very sexually active.
Shane: Yeah, that's true. You can still get it on.
Carmen: And you are still gonna be doing the hanky-panky 'til the cows come home. Okay?
Alice: Yeah. Get yourself a little... hot beef injection tonight and feel better.
[Bette laughs.]
Carmen: Shit.
Bette: You can dip the chip.
Tina: (laughing) Bang the box.
Carmen: Sweep our your chimney.
Shane: Ah, you can stretch that leather.
Tina: Bump the uglies!
Carmen: Dip and dive.
Bette: Shake the sheets.
Alice: Oh, crack the nut!
Bette: Get some skank on the hang-low.
Everyone: Ohh aw!
Alice: Ride the baloney pony.
Kit: Alright. Give that dog a bone!
Carmen: There ya go!
Shane: Right!
Carmen: Yeah!
Tina: Shuck the oyster, baby!
Carmen: Okay, um, um, put some beef in yo' taco!
[Everyone laughs.]
Shane: Ride that beef bus to Tuna Town.
Everyone: (groaning) Ohhhhhh.
Carmen: That was so sexy. I'm glad you said that.
Kit: I got one. "The lips between the hips".
Shane: "Furry monkey."
Carmen: "Smurf crease."
Bette: "Bearded oyster".
Alice: "Bikini biscuit".
Carmen: "Cooter"?
Shane: And, uh, "cherry pie".
Alice: "Cat flaps".
Shane: "Cha-cha".
Carmen: "Hairy goblet". Mmm, that's hot.
Tina: "The Grand Canyon".
Kit: Oh, here's another one. "Fish taco".
Shane: Oh, I got a good one. "Cream collector".
Carmen: "Goodie bag"?
Kit: Wait, how 'bout this one: "box of assorted creams".
Shane: Uh, "honey pot".
Alice: "Dugout".
Carmen: "Love mitten"?
Shane: "Mermaid's purse".
Alice: "Skeeky," "skeezy".
Shane: Oh, I got one, I got one, uh - "the pink velvet sausage wallet". That's attractive.
Carmen: "Nonny"?
Alice: "Ham wallet"?
Tina: "Coochie"!
Bette: "Sweet spot".
Shane: "Power slot"?
Kit: "Fu-fu valve". (laughs) I know, "fu-fu valve", who would say "fu-fu valve"?
Bette: "Pork shutters".
Kit: "Bermuda triangle".
Tina: (laughs) "Grab hole".
Alice: "Squeegee"?
Carmen: "Vertical smile".
Shane: "The vessel tube"?
Carmen: "Monkey's chin".
Alice: "Chewbacca". (laughs)
Shane: What about "panty hamster"?
Bette: "Roast beef sandwich".
Kit: Uh, "camel toe" - oh, that's so generic.
Tina: I have a friend in England, and her daughter calls it "front bottom".
Shane: "Front bottom"? Mm, that's twisted.
[Everyone chuckles.]
Alice: I had a girlfriend once - yes, remember when I had a girlfriend -
[Carmen rolls her eyes.]
Alice: - uh, no, but she called it her "pretty, pink pearl". "P-P-P".
Carmen: Not to be confused with "hairy pee-pee."
[Everyone laughs.]
Bette: You know what's really lovely?
Alice: Hm.
Bette: "Yoni".
Alice: Ew.
Carmen: Oh, god.
Bette: It's Sanskrit.
[Shane crinkles her nose.]
Alice: No, no. I like, like, a non-Sanskrit trashy thing like "tongue-trap".
Shane: Yeah.
Carmen: Or a, uh, "bald man in a boat"!
[Bette chuckles.]
Shane: (holding thumbs up) "Breakfast of champions".
[Everyone laughs.]
Alice: That's good.
Tina: "Munchbox"!
Bette: (to Angelica) "Wee wee".
Carmen: "Ha ha".
Alice: "Hoo hoo".
Bette: "Mimi".
Shane: "Fuckhole."
[Carmen is dying laughing. Kit walks up to their table and looks a tad uncomfortable.]
Shane: What else?
Alice: "Calcunta"!
[The girls laugh madly. Kit sits down with a dour expression.]
Carmen: (laughing) Hey, Kit!
[Bette and Alice look worriedly at Kit.]
Alice: What's wrong?
Bette: What's going on?
Kit: I just found out... I've got menopause.
[Bette and Alice give each other 'uh oh' looks.]
Carmen: Oh, Kit. Aw.
Shane: Ooh.
Tina: No, it's okay. No more periods.
Alice: Yeah, you don't have to take Carrie to the prom anymore.
[Shane chuckles.]
Bette: No more mood swings. Eventually.
Tina: No more Tampons or pads.
Carmen: No more Midol or Excedrin or Tylenol or any of that stuff.
Kit: Yeah. But once the monkey goes south, that's the end of it.
Bette: No, Kit, that's not true. There are a lot of menopausal women who are very sexually active.
Shane: Yeah, that's true. You can still get it on.
Carmen: And you are still gonna be doing the hanky-panky 'til the cows come home. Okay?
Alice: Yeah. Get yourself a little... hot beef injection tonight and feel better.
[Bette laughs.]
Carmen: Shit.
Bette: You can dip the chip.
Tina: (laughing) Bang the box.
Carmen: Sweep our your chimney.
Shane: Ah, you can stretch that leather.
Tina: Bump the uglies!
Carmen: Dip and dive.
Bette: Shake the sheets.
Alice: Oh, crack the nut!
Bette: Get some skank on the hang-low.
Everyone: Ohh aw!
Alice: Ride the baloney pony.
Kit: Alright. Give that dog a bone!
Carmen: There ya go!
Shane: Right!
Carmen: Yeah!
Tina: Shuck the oyster, baby!
Carmen: Okay, um, um, put some beef in yo' taco!
[Everyone laughs.]
Shane: Ride that beef bus to Tuna Town.
Everyone: (groaning) Ohhhhhh.
Carmen: That was so sexy. I'm glad you said that.
Kit: I got one. "The lips between the hips".
Shane: "Furry monkey."
Carmen: "Smurf crease."
Bette: "Bearded oyster".
Alice: "Bikini biscuit".
Carmen: "Cooter"?
Shane: And, uh, "cherry pie".
Alice: "Cat flaps".
Shane: "Cha-cha".
Carmen: "Hairy goblet". Mmm, that's hot.
Tina: "The Grand Canyon".
Kit: Oh, here's another one. "Fish taco".
Shane: Oh, I got a good one. "Cream collector".
Carmen: "Goodie bag"?
Kit: Wait, how 'bout this one: "box of assorted creams".
Shane: Uh, "honey pot".
Alice: "Dugout".
Carmen: "Love mitten"?
Shane: "Mermaid's purse".
Alice: "Skeeky," "skeezy".
Shane: Oh, I got one, I got one, uh - "the pink velvet sausage wallet". That's attractive.
Carmen: "Nonny"?
Alice: "Ham wallet"?
Tina: "Coochie"!
Bette: "Sweet spot".
Shane: "Power slot"?
Kit: "Fu-fu valve". (laughs) I know, "fu-fu valve", who would say "fu-fu valve"?
Bette: "Pork shutters".
Kit: "Bermuda triangle".
Tina: (laughs) "Grab hole".
Alice: "Squeegee"?
Carmen: "Vertical smile".
Shane: "The vessel tube"?
Carmen: "Monkey's chin".
Alice: "Chewbacca". (laughs)
Shane: What about "panty hamster"?
Bette: "Roast beef sandwich".
Kit: Uh, "camel toe" - oh, that's so generic.
# Posté le mercredi 22 avril 2009 18:30
Modifié le jeudi 23 avril 2009 10:47
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